Noobs Are Coming
Noobs Are Coming is a base-defense strategy game where waves of chaotic, often unpredictable characters known as Noobs try to storm your fortifications. Your job is to build, upgrade, and adapt your defenses to hold off increasingly absurd and destructive attacks.
Building a Strong Defense
The game begins with a simple base structure, a small pile of resources, and a few wall options. As waves of Noobs arrive—each behaving differently—players must quickly construct barricades, towers, traps, and other defense structures to survive. The randomness of the enemy waves forces strategic improvisation every round.
Core gameplay tasks include:
- Resource collection: Gather materials to build walls, turrets, and traps.
- Wave tracking: Monitor upcoming waves and adapt defenses accordingly.
- Upgrade management: Improve structures for better range, speed, or area damage.
Enemy Chaos and Humor
Noobs come in all shapes and behaviors. Some march blindly into traps, while others carry explosives or stack on each other’s heads. Part of the game’s humor and challenge is predicting how each new type of Noob will behave and adjusting your base design mid-battle.
Types of Noobs you’ll encounter:
- Standard Noobs: Slow and simple, perfect for early waves.
- Explosive Noobs: Detonate near defenses, breaking walls.
- Jumper Noobs: Leap over basic barricades unless countered.
- Stacking Noobs: Form human towers to climb over your defenses.
Progression, Hacks, and Creativity
As the game progresses, you’ll unlock new gadgets like freeze towers, spike floors, and remote detonators. Some players discover shortcuts or hacks—such as glitch walls that Noobs can’t detect or timing exploits that freeze enemy waves. Creative defense layouts also add a sandbox-like appeal to the game.
Noobs Are Coming is a humorous and strategic experience where thinking quickly is just as important as building efficiently. With unpredictable enemies and endless wave combinations, each session offers something new to outsmart—or survive.